Saturday, August 20, 2011

Retail R-Tard #1

Warning the following story has been rated R for R-tard. Viewer digression is advised...



Any person that has a normal IQ, and has worked at retail for more than a week probably realized that people are morons. However any one that works in a retail position that involved people and computers; true, uncensored, stupidity shines forth. 
  
     Working in a photo lab has its own rewards but truly it is the customer that makes the lab technicians want to kill themselves. I'm not talking about the old ladies that even after showing the how to use the kiosks 20 times in one week still make you do every thing for them. I'm talking about people that should never be allowed by technology EVER. So a customer comes in look to scan some pictures, they get to the right screen and press the scan button all right, then they slap the picture ion the monitor and hold it there........

Then they complain that its not scanning. Trying not to laugh, because we know how angry idiots get when you break there shield of denial, I showed the customer the scanner that was sitting out in the open next to where they were sitting. An awkward silence covered the area until the customer left.

I wanted to tell them to stick to film, but then they would have probably handed me an open film roll saying they want it processed to see what came out any ways.

I suggest a first grade computer class. It teaches you what you need to know at a pace you could follow!!!


 The ID-10-T form has been filed for this case.

Breaking IN to Jail

We've all seen the movies where ta group or single convict attempts to break out of jail. How about this story of a man that tried to break in to jail?

Marvin Lane Ussery was caught trying to scale a 7 foot fence topped with barbed wire. When arrested he said he was trying to get back into a prison cell, well he got his wish. The 48 year old was on probation was an ex-convict of the prison he was trying to break into, which added another charge to his conviction and a big stamp to his ID-10-T Form.

This is placed outside of his cell
 Okay not really but it should be.